Dr. Crouse: “Mr. Murdoch, I think I can save us both a lot of time: engage sincerely with the people and events in your life and don’t reduce them all to setups for stupid jokes.”
Jeff: “Is there an app for that?”
Dr. Crouse: “That will be one hundred seventy-five dollars. See you again never.”
Funky Winkerbean, 5/7/16
Team Funky: “Oops, I guess ‘Explosions cause lovemaking because lovemaking causes explosions’ is more of a non sequitur than a joke. Maybe if we put in a lot of extra words nobody will notice.”
What’s wrong with the time-honored “Nothing like this has ever happened to me before”?
Faye struggles to keep Hilary from turning into Ted without turning herself into Sally. Not going well.
I had hoped that Nona, Hilary, and Faye were going to step into the roles of Tommie, Lu Ann, and Margo in an Apartment 3-G reboot. But now it looks likelier that Tommie, Lu Ann, and Margo will leave Manhattan to duke it out back home with their respective dysfunctional families. Could still be good!
– Uncle Lumpy