Saturday one-panel quickies
Dennis the Menace, 3/10/18
“Who would’ve guessed we’d get to spend the afternoon burying a dead guy, just because Mr. Wilson says we’re too young to go to ‘grown-up jail’?”
This is hoarding. It’s real diagnosable condition and pluggers have it! They’re literally hoarding things!
Beetle Bailey, 3/10/18
YOU HEAR THAT YOU MILLENNIAL PUNKS? YOU LIKE TEXTING, DO YA? WELL YOU’RE GONNA FUCKIN DIE!!!!!