Five Friday one-liners
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Blondie, 7/6/18
Blondie and Dagwood are such experienced kissers they can carry on entire conversations with their lips locked.
Heathcliff, 7/6/18
The chicken’s involved, the pig’s committed, and the cat’s a fan.
Luann, 7/6/18
The middle-schoolers of Luann now dress as adults but carry on the same rituals, including playground weddings.
A “typical Philadelphia” street food cart. Later this trip, they’ll take in a Broadway Street play.
Zits, 7/6/18
Psst, Walt — ask for the dollar in quarters; you’ll be half a buck ahead and no bending.
— Uncle Lumpy