Thursday one-liners
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Family Circus, 6/5/08
A discussion about the nature of eternity, set against a blank, featureless void: behold the beginning of the transformation of the Family Circus into Existential Despair Comics.
Mark Trail, 6/5/08
“No! When Kelly took my pictures, she made me do things and touched me and it made me feel funny and bad! I MUST PROTECT THE ANIMALS!”
Gil Thorp, 6/5/08
“I mean, he’s still a total douche, so by all means carry on with the assault; I just can’t stand to see a savage beatdown conducted under false pretenses. It cheapens it, you know?”
Spider-Man, 6/5/08
“That’s my wife! The only thing she cares about more than my health is money, and the things you can buy with money.”
Pluggers, 6/5/08
Oh man, that plume of noxious smoke is just the delicious icing on the “fuck you, hippies”-flavored cake.