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Mary Worth, 12/21/15

One of the low-key weirder details out of many in this Olive storyline in Mary Worth is that Olive’s parents are vaguely implied to be bad and neglectful because they can’t stop getting their fuck on. And now Mary’s aggression on this subject is getting a lot less passive! “You two love birds keep doing what you’re doing, which is enjoying the physical aspects of the sex act without true emotional intimacy! We have things under control here, unlike you, who can’t even control your engorged genitals!”

Momma, 12/21/15

Speaking of shameful lusts, Momma’s recent strips that seem to accidentally be about incest have been so weird and disturbing that today’s installment, in which Francis has literally twisted himself into a sexual frenzy as he stares at a parade of hot ladies out his mother’s front window, is a relief, in that none of those hot ladies is his sister.

Curtis, 12/21/15

At least there’s no overt sexuality in today’s Curtis! No, Greg’s soul isn’t stirred by lust or passion of any sort. It’s not because commercialism is any worse today than it used to be, it’s just because years of adulthood have crushed his spirit and now he can’t feel.

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This the last day of me putting up banners to promote my novel, The Enthusiast, on the main blog. Thanks so much to everyone who bought it and read it! Check out the first chapter, then buy:

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Mary Worth, 12/20/15

Yes, Christmas dinner and Mary Worth are brought to you by Whole Foods Markets Inc.! Specifically, some Whole Foods Market Inc. that is miles away from where Olive lives in Manhattan, since all Manhattan Whole foods are on the ground floor of multistory buildings. New York can be pretty smug, but for the specific type of down home holiday sanctimony Mary’s after, you really need to get out to the suburbs, you know?

Judge Parker, 12/20/15

WAIT WHAT

JUDGE PARKER EMERITUS GOT HIS FIRST NOVEL OPTIONED AS A MOVIE, AND THEY LET HIM WRITE THE SCREENPLAY EVEN THOUGH HE HAD LITERALLY NEVER WRITTEN A SCREENPLAY BEFORE, AND NOW THE STUDIO PEOPLE WHOSE JOB IT IS TO MAKE PROFITABLE MOVIES HAVE READ IT AND THEY WANT … CHANGES???

THE CONCIERGE AT THE BUSINESS CENTER ON THE CRUISE SHIP HELPED HIM PUNCH IT UP AND EVERYTHING

DON’T THEY KNOW WHO HE IS

HOW DARE THEY

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My novel, The Enthusiast, is available for purchase! Check out the first chapter, then buy:

• The hardcover or softcover edition for $25 or $15
• The ebook edition for $8, which includes files for all devices
• And if the mood strikes, you can put some money in my tip jar

If you like this blog, I’m pretty sure you’re gonna like this book.

Gil Thorp, 12/19/15

The Gil Thorp football season plot has been a disappointment in a number of ways, and one of the disappointments has been that we were seemingly promised some Marty Moon action but he’s barely appeared at all. Still, I like the fact that the storyline both began and ended with him drinking alone and talking ruefully to nobody, because it helps me imagine that he’s doing that pretty much any time we don’t see him on-panel.

Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 12/19/15

Parson Tuttle may not know the bible very well, but he sure knows all the verses that would get him out of giving anybody any money.