Four sentences about four comics
Apartment 3-G, 6/17/07
To honor the professional nature of the setting and somber tone of the occasion, Blaze has finally taken off his moronic cowboy hat.
Hi and Lois, 6/17/07
The artist of Hi and Lois has had secondhand accounts of hippies relayed to him, but has never actually met one, or seen a picture of one.
Judge Parker, 6/17/07
Sam finally admits it: Sophie is smarter than he is.
Spider-Man believes that throwing his wife into the air constitutes foreplay.