Dick Tracy, 9/15/07
For Dick Tracy, killing the bad guys as quickly and gruesomely as possible is more important than preventing a rain of flaming helicopter wreckage from tumbling down onto unsuspecting Washingtonians.
Someone on the B.C. writing staff had an unspeakably disturbing experience in a very strange hotel bathroom.
Hi and Lois, 9/15/07
Someone at the orgy Hi and Lois attended last night had a laughably tiny penis.
Marmaduke has tired of his family’s attempts to restrict his behavior, and has decided to blow them up.
Mary Worth, 9/15/07
Next week’s Mary Worth is going to be so, so awesome.