Mary Worth, 11/20/07
Ah ha! Chester’s real owner! Here at last is the conflict, the drama that has eluded this storyline for so long! Mary will be confronted with some sad-eyed waif who’s so happy to be reunited with her very special Prince Snuffles or whatever the dog’s real name is. She’ll be all torn up inside about letting go of the dog she’s come to love in a short time. Will she be able to do it? Will she do the right thing and return the dog to his rightful owner? Or will she find some way to rationalize keeping the dog, leaving the child heartbroken? Action! Excitement!
Or, you know, it could play out like the damn condo rules feint. “I’d better find out if Chester has a real owner. Oh, he doesn’t! Hooray! I’m so great!” Damn you, Mary Worth, I don’t need another strip that sets up dilemmas only to summarily dispatch them with no effort on the part of the characters. I have Spider-Man for that.
You’ll note that Chester himself has given up on anything fun happening in this strip and has decided to just hump Mary’s leg until her shin goes numb.
Herb and Jamaal, 11/20/07
Ah, yes, “that sappy chick flick.” Thank God US law only allows one of those to be in theaters at any given time so that we don’t have to sully our lips with its name.
Judge Parker, 11/20/07
Things that might be going through Abbey’s shocked and horrified mind in panel three:
- “Oh my God, my husband kissed another woman!”
- “Oh my God, my husband kissed a woman!”
- “Oh my God, my husband broke several rules in the Bar Association’s ethics code!”
- “Oh my God, my husband thinks that ‘a big wet smacker on the lips’ is some kind of acceptable phrase to use in conversation!”
And here’s a couple of amusing standalone panels for today:
Panel from Gil Thorp, 11/20/07
We all know how pathetic and basically lonely Coach Thorp is, but today, with Gil giving a pep talk to the shrubbery outside his house, really brings it home.
Panel from Popeye, 11/20/07
There’s context for this, sort of, but I like it best in hilariously inappropriate isolation.