Friday one-liners
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Apartment 3-G, 6/13/08
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My God, everyone who identified Alan’s cylindrical “crack pipe” as a Pixy Stick was right!
Dick Tracy, 6/13/08
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Yes, there’s certainly nothing that says “the inner city” like one of those curvy Sherlock Holmes-style pipes.
Family Circus, 6/13/08
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I guess we should all be thankful that Jeffy’s strict religious upbringing has kept the word “nipple” out of his vocabulary.
Mary Worth, 6/13/08
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“And I wasn’t attractive, I was radiant.”
Momma, 6/13/08
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Francis + Momma + “I’d have that box filled every day” = NOOOOOOOOOOOOO