Apartment 3-G, 10/7/08
Haley is so weak from dope-sickness that she can’t even sigh aloud; she can only think the word “sigh.”
Baldo’s sexual services only merit a B-.
To everyone who’s been writing to Greg Evans and United Features Syndicate demanding to see Brad’s nipples: I hope you’re happy now, you bastards.
A plugger moves through life leaving a trail of failure and economic ruin in his wake.
Beetle Bailey, 10/7/08
Otto has been “assigned” to Sarge’s “unit.”