In the dark
Prince Valiant, 3/28/10
A couple minor setbacks in the inky gloom is all it takes for Val to ditch Aleta and high-tail it back to the surface: “Hey, Arn, I tried, all right?” No matter, though — these guys who seemed so scary back in October come off up close like cranky grey Smurfs or tiny Burghers of Calais or something.
And while it’s sad to see Aleta’s slow-mo trail-marking striptease come to an end, under the circumstances a “loss of prudence” may be exactly what she needed.
Slylock Fox, (panel) 3/28/10
Sly, enraged that inamorata Cassandra Cat prefers his well-endowed rival Buford Bull, lashes out with yet another flimsy, jewelry-related pretext for jealous revenge. I ask: who’s the real heel here?
Only Max notices actual thief Reeky Rat, whose hiding place is becoming his tomb. “Squeak!” “Squeeeeeeeeak!”
Comics for Kids?I think not!
The Lockhorns (panel), 3/28/10
Loretta corresponds online with Darkness Itself, who logs off in haste and horror.
Mary Worth (panel), 3/28/10
In an otherwise undistinguished recap of the week’s non-events, Mary vents her disgust and resentment at Bonnie and Fine Ernie Johnson, with their to-themselves-keeping, intrusion-resenting, arrogant lowness of key. Just who the hell do these people think they are?
Hey, yeah, still me. Heh, heh: y’know, Josh, amirite? Monday for sure, I’m told.
— Uncle Lumpy