Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 8/31/12
Lukey has a rash because he’s been wearing that borrowed suit for a long time without cleaning it, so he has various skin parasites now.
Six Chix, 8/31/12
This office break room is haunted by the ghostly shades of all the people whose murders this hulking woman has covered up.
Hagar the Horrible, 8/31/12
Is Hagar filthy because his wife won’t inspect him closely — or does she refuse to get close enough to examine him because his hygiene is so bad?
Beetle Bailey, 8/31/12
This is one of the oldest, corniest jokes I’ve ever seen on the comics pages, but it’s structured around unlikable bully Sarge writhing around in pain after injuring himself, so I guess I’ll let it pass.