Mark Trail, 6/6/14
“Africa!? But … I’ve finally learned how to endure time spent with my wife! Curse you, Woods and Wildlife Magazine, for somehow still having a cushy travel budget, despite the implosion of print journalism revenues!”
“We also have a terrible, persistent rodent infestation in the kitchen, which dovetails nicely with your metaphor as well!”
Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 6/6/14
Silas’s face crumpled as he realized his plan to turn his store into a local literary salon would run up against an insurmountable obstacle: the near-universal illiteracy of his customer base.
Hey, remember how Marvin hates his parents? Well, they don’t really care much for each other, either.