The Greatest Love of All
Sally Forth, 7/1/18
For better or worse, people in Gasoline Alley and Funky Winkerbean grow up as they age. But here in Sally Forth they grow down, by which I mean they turn into Ted — with his attention deficit, encyclopedic pop-culture obsessions, and the whimsy oh God so much whimsy. We’ve seen it happen before to Hilary, and here Sally herself succumbs. While I’m delighted to see her give up being a humorless scold, I’m not sure the strip can handle two Teds. And it makes Real Ted’s proposal just icky.
Prince Valiant, 7/1/18
Listen Prince Valiant, I will stick with you through this “Senate votes on the Trade Zone” nonsense, but one word about midichlorians and we are done.
It’s funnier if that’s Edna.
The pizza guy shows up at the door and confirms the leading lady’s innocence: history’s worst porno script.
— Uncle Lumpy