Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 3/23/12
Some jokes never get old. This isn’t one of them.
But all jokes are improved by adding “pants” to the punchline. Try it yourself: replace “grenades” with “pants”, and see what happens!
Dinette Set, 3/23/12
If you like a punchline a lot, follow the lead of professional comedian Jay Leno and say it again! The same rule applies to setups, right?
Family Circus, 3/23/12
Dolly reads the fairy tales so her siblings won’t have to, and adds hilarious commentary of her own! You’ll be hearing from our lawyers, Dolly.
Judge Parker, 3/23/12
Sam Driver descends on the scene like a WASP Archangel, enwhitening all who gaze upon him. Check it out:
Judge Parker (panels, edited), 3/11, 3/18, 3/23/12
Next: Monique Zatari — albino assassain!
It’s good to see Tinky-Winky’s still got work, but Thor’s gonna regret waking up that other guy. “Occupy Asgard — gods are the 1%!”
Just a reminder that there are no Comments of the Week on my watch — look for them when Josh gets back Monday.
— Uncle Lumpy