Cinco por Cinco
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Between Friends, 5/5/17
Susan looks at death and disappointment the same way as Lillian from Crankshaft, and fears an afterlife tormented by regret. Her funeral director husband Harv sees death every day, and has abandoned such romantic notions. Is there anything grimmer than Canadians in despair?
[Psst … panel 4 — “don’t want to be”?]
Dithers knows that on any food-themed holiday he must abandon any pretense of running the firm that bears his name.
Somebody tell that guy in the middle that his pet monkey is up to no good again.
Good call, Sam, lawyer to the last — challenge Lieutenant Snouty there; explain things to him; tell him what to do. Or, if you sincerely want S.W.A.T. to back the hell off, repeat after me: “BOMB!”. Nouns are your friend, Sam.
Mary Worth, 5/5/17
Yes you should, Esme! He’s a) gorgeous, b) dark-haired, and c) a hunk! Also, d) a challenge! You want him — and you know you can have him! Most of all, we Mary Worth readers deserve some entertainment, and you are an Entertainer! You guys swear an oath or something, right? Well get on it girl, we are dying out here.
The week grinds on, the jokes wear thin, and attention wanes. “Exactly”? WTF, “exactly”?