It’s the Russ…ians, maybe?
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Judge Parker, 8/2/26
Oh wow, as predicted, that big Hollywood exec loved Ann’s little sermon and green-lit the series as soon as she stalked out of the room. So now it looks like all’s well that ends … wait, what’s that? April’s calling? She wants to make sure her intellectual property rights to Netflix’s new daughters extended universe are respected? And she’s calling on whatever number Neddy has for her in her phone? Which presumably could be very easily tracked by [tries and fails to remember who April is on the run from exactly, decides it’s not worth investigating] her enemies?
Mary Worth, 8/2/26
So Dawn has been unable to track down Tommy ever since he overheard Wilbur talking shit about him, leading him to purchase drugs and subsequently flush them down the toilet. This has caused Dawn some anxiety, but good news! He’s fine. He’s come by to tell Dawn that her good words strengthened his resolve, and he did a bunch of drugs to prove to himself that he can quit whenever he wants and that he’s not an addict anymore. Problem solved!
Suburban Fairy Tales, 8/2/26
Suburban Fairy Tales is a strip whose main characters are the Three Little Pigs, and one thing that’s always bugged me about it is that it neglects the Three Little Pigs’ best-known defining characteristics: that they have wildly divergent skills when it comes to building structures that can endure abuse. Well, today is a shout-out to us Three Little Pigs oldheads, and I for one appreciate it.
123 replies to “It’s the Russ…ians, maybe?”
Suburban Fairy Tales-The lesser known pig who built his house on a foundation of sand.
MW-Tommy is now tempted to do Dawn.
MW-“Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar well eats you.”
Mary Worth:
“Buzz! Buzz!”
“Why is Tommy calling out to the second person to walk on the moon?”
Judge Parker:
Bzz Bzz April
“She’s probably calling to apologize for pilfering the prepositional ‘of’ from the dialogue bubble in today’s third panel!”
What I most appreciate about today’s contemporary political scene is that the King of England can address Congress and tell us we have to go to war with Russia because… globalism? But hey, here’s some Marmaduke comics, enjoy.
MW: Woody Harrelson doubts his best bud Sam Elliot ever said that.
Mary Worth:
“Oh where, oh where can my Tommy be?
Eve Lourd took him away from me….”
— J. Frank Wilson, “Last Kiss” (adapted)
MW: So Tommy, the grocery shelf stocker, can go on an unscheduled hiatus without a credible proof of life? Who does he think he is, the senior senator of Kentucky?
Mary Worth:
It’s a continuing curiosity that the characters in this strip never, apparently, have any independent thoughts — they take their cognitive cues exclusively from things that other people have said.
MW: It’s like Moy wanted us to spend the last week worrying that Tommy had relapsed, only to reveal today, to the readers’ relief and joy, that he hadn’t. Except it doesn’t work, not just because she already showed us that Tommy flushed the drugs, but also because the only times anyone has ever been invested in this strip are Aldomania and Wilbur falling off a cruise ship. Genuinely, I want to know what alien planet taught this woman her writing techniques.
MW: Thanks, Dawn! After the stream of shittalking I overheard from Wilbur about me, I felt really down; but then I thought about your haircut and realized if you don’t need external validation neither do I.
MW: I love how Tommy deemphasizes his “Hey” for Wilbur.
@Hibbleton: Really, it’s quite polite of Tommy to just say “in a weak moment” instead of “after overhearing what your father said about me”. Then again, were Tommy to say that, we might get another week of Wilbur thinking about his life, and no one wants that.
SFT — Genuine question, is the figure on the left supposed to be a pig or is he the wolf? Because I don’t remember any pig-on-pig violence in the story, Did one of them become predatory and destructive, you know, like Private Equity pig?
JP: It’s nice to see Kadia Sahara Walker getting doubletime in the two Manley-drawn strips.
“when it comes to building structures that can endure abuse”
Well, only the Brick house could endure abuse, the other two were notoriously crappy.
Yesterday @GarrisonSkunk
Thank you Garrison for your kind words, my friend :3
JP —
Ned went to pitch to Netflix, because Ann asked her to
How was she to know, they were with the Russians too?
By laying out Ann’s CV, they took a little risk
Send April, guns, and money to get them out of this
Come to think of it, Send Lawyers, Guns, and Money ought to be on the Spencer-Driver family crest
Bzz bzz vs buzz buzz. Which woman’s dildo has the strongest battery?
JP: What kind of got-damn cell phone shows the month but not the date or the time?
Rex Morgan: Marti came from the same vat at the institute that Sarah was grown from, yes?
Dick Tracy: May we send Kvetchy Kathy to other strips? I’d love to see her dissing Dagwood’s hair antennae…
JP – That third panel clinched it, Ann! They want you to be the new spokesmodel for Excedrin!
SFT – Congratulations, Little Pig! They want you to be the new spokesmodel for Vi@gr@!
Don Abundio, translated:
“Now I know what drove Lizzie Borden to do it!”
JP: I call shenanigans. No way Neddy has remembered to take her phone out of airplane mode after her flight to LA.
Slylock – The kitten pointing out her window at Slylock is saying to her friend, “I told you all we had to do was switch a couple of license plates and call in an anonymous tip. We’re gonna see some fireworks now!”
MW: Look at the color of Tommy’s shirt. Tommy has joined Mary’s gang, and is here to collect.
Judge Parker:
“She was as dismissive as the authors of certain comic strips are — not naming any names here, of course — of readers who don’t share their political views!”
JP – It takes a real sap to varnish over a pitch meeting….
MW – It’s nice to be nice to the nice.
Major Frank Burns
SFT – Didn’t Jebus drive you into the sea….
Adios Amigos, DJ.
MW Tommy, Tommy, Tommy… I know your basic 12 Steps would get you to need to accept a Higher Power, but … Dawn. Seriously, you couldn’t do better than that?
FC “Watch me, Daddy! Mommy! Somebody look at me!” Sorry, kid, appears they decided the right family size was 3 kids not 4 and are going for plausible deniability of any responsibility for the inevitable in that crowded pool.
RMMD Now we get to play the game of “is the artist attempting to depict Marti as squinting, someone with chromosomal anomalies, or just couldn’t locate any clipart other than massive bags under the eyes exhausted mom when looking for a face”
Imagine getting clean and sober only to end up in the Weston family. If people in the Worthverse weren’t weird little beings unable to see how bizarre everything around them is, Tommy would be Trainspotting his way out of Charterstone in a week.
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I remember what happened to the pigs who couldn’t build solid structures, so good news everyone! Beach BBQ!
FC: Is adult Jeff a Plugger? The fog of memory has Thel wearing a two piece after four kids.
Pluggers: I gave up smoking for this?
BB: And some say psychoanalysis doesn’t work. Here it got to the answer.
DT: So thanks to a crotchedly neighbor and/or landlady the day is saved.
JP: Yup, the final speech sealed the deal.
MW: Okay, so now will Wilbur and Tommy embrace?
RMMD: Is that a Kia Sportage? Vertical headlights. Tax write off?!
@Peanut Gallery: “I’d move out of chopping range if my feet hadn’t fused together.”
JP:
“Ann, you’re more irritating than Danny Kaye. And that’s saying something!”
If you build your house of sand and BBW blows it down, will sand get in his eyes, too?
@The Rambling Otter: My pleasure,Rambling,I hope everything’s ok with you.
The Familiar Mucus: “Mommy! Daddy’s trying to breast feed PJ! Why aren’t his working?”
Ph – 1 has dragged his mopey ass to Mombasa to find more PoCs to whine at.
What A Frazzhole!: “Rock and roll stole everything from African American musicians, and is considered a totally new thing — you see where I’m going with this — and we steal everything from Calvin & Hobbes, and we’re some kind of carpy rip off! Where’s the justice??!!??”
FC – It’s funny because Bil has ruined his good watch!
@GarrisonSkunk: That sort of thing must be an occupational hazard for comic strip characters. Their eyes often fuse together if they open them too wide.
ZITS: Jeremy, have you ever heard of something called…auto insurance? Liability?
MW: Since Wilbur’s ignorance basically CAUSED Tommy’s weak moment, I don’t think a retaliatory punch in the nose would be out of line.
RMMD: If nothing else, staking out the Morgans has taught the twins that the straight and narrow is really, REALLY boring, and they should stay on the dark side.
SFT: The mean pig clearly has an eating disorder and is acting out from starvation.
Suburban Fairy Tales: I’ve always wanted to see an art project of the Rana Plaza in sand.
Zits: From Jeremy starting behind the red car, to backing onto itss hood, the accident recreation squad is going to have their hands full.
BG&SS topper: Does anyone really want to know what an ‘activist judge’ does in Hootin’ Holler?
Slylock Fox: The stolen car is the red Studebaker Silver Hawk. At least we have a car thief with great taste.
FBoFW: I’ve never seen tried to know ss under water but 1) it’s called acting for pros and 2) probably close sed more th kitchen ss until you get a vacuum seal going
PV: Yay! Melody and her troupe are back. But it looks like she’s letting a side actor have the main role, for exposure no doubt, and Melody and Melanie are supporting.
BETTY: yesterday and today– mom keeps it real, teaching her family priorities.
S4th: satisfying conclusion to arc, but there’s that 40 years of missing history just hanging in the ether. and does Sally’s mom now quit being a harridan? I’ll miss the harridan.
DT: Oh, for the good old days.
You have a gun, Dick.
Dirk Twacy Hollistic Defective: “Tracy’s yella! Just like the mustard they don’t put enough of on those lousy Big Bun™ hamburgers!” – Clara Peller. (Tracy,whispering to assistant) “If she had called me Dijon, she’d be sporting a Fearless Fosdick sized hole in her forehead right now!”
JP: You know how most phones will say “Possible Spam” or something to that effect when an unknown number calls? April uses so many burner phones that her family just assumes unknown numbers are her at this point, and have set their phones accordingly.
MW: Tommy has those rare completely vertical cheek bones.
FC – “Mommy, why doesn’t Daddy ever take his glasses off? Are his eyes cursed?”
@treetown: On DT – [stentorian narrator voice] And so once again the day is saved by… The KibbitzKvetch Girl!
C’shaft: Next week, Harry finds out the entire choir has quit because he doesn’t respect their time, some of them have jobs they need to get to in the morning and none of them is young enough to pull an all-nighter with no consequences.
DT: I love Mrs. Kvetchman. I want her to tag along on all future cases, complaining about and insulting the entire MCU and Dick Tracy in particular.
Dustin: Must be nice to be a middle-aged white man and know that nothing in the world will ever affect you personally.
RMMD: So Sarah’s tutoring herself from an earlier incarnation of the comic?
@TheDiva:
On Crankshaft : Hey Dinkle! Pushing everyone around you as hard as you possibly can is never going to make your dad start loving you again, because he’s never going to stop being dead!
…too far?…Beetle – “Not me! You should talk to someone who gives a shit.”
@44 ValdVin: on Suburban Fairy Tales: I got the reference!
JP: “I stormed out of the pitch meeting because I couldn’t stand that studio head being so dismissive” is something Les Moore would say and do.
Luann: A legit good and funny Sunday strip.
Pluggers: This feels like a repurposed fart joke.
retroFOOB: Unknowingly roasting 9CL from thirty years ago.
Judge Parker: Judge Parker lives in a fantasy world where showing moral backbone and standing up for yourself will result in Hollywood executives liking and supporting you, instead of throwing a fit and vindictively undermining or blacklisting you for daring to challenge their pathetically overblown egos. Because if any career is known for integrity, self reflection, and empathy towards their employees and the general public, it’s Hollywood corpos, right?
Mary Worth: So, where was Tommy during that entire fucking week of Dawn bumbling around town trying to find him? What, did he clip into the Backrooms and wander about until he decided to check in with her today?
Suburban Fairy Tales: Darker but funnier take on this same basic joke is having the pig’s sand castle collapse cause him to suffer a devastating PSTD flashback to his house getting blown down by the wolf.
@Banana Jr. 6000: God, yeah, all the way down to it actually impressing the executive instead of just pissing them off like what would happen in real life. That’s why this JP is annoying me so bad, it’s the exact same kind of infuriating self-aggrandizing we usually get from Funky-Verse.
@Tabby Lavalamp: Mary Worth’s handling of drug addiction reminds me of that gag in South Park where the kids are made to sit through an incredibly overbearing, cheesy, and clueless anti-smoking PSA in the vein of D.A.R.E and stuff like that, and the only thing the program achieves with it’s constant haranguing is driving the kids into IMMEDIATELY getting hooked on cigarretes so they won’t be like the obnoxious losers in said PSA.
@Bob Tice: “Uh, why aren’t you naming names?”
“I don’t want to get banned from the Comics Curmudgeon’s blog! That guy has eyes everywhere!”
Tommy, don’t spill the beans on your potential relapse with the Westons! They will judge you! This is the kind of thing you should talk with Mary Worth! Sure, she’ll also judge you, but it is more humiliating when it comes from Dawn and Wilbur!
“Hold on, I am receiving a call from the month of April! Hello? Yes, we are still stuck on this storyline. Wait a minute, are you April 2026 or April 2027? Oh, it doesn’t matter, we’re still stuck!”
JP: When Slightly Inconvenient Things Happen to People with Good Hair.
MW: Somebody want to check on Wilbur? I think he may have gone into some kind of trance.
SFT: This is my first exposure to this strip, and I don’t like the idea of the Three Little Pigs having some kind of sibling rivalry, nor do I like that one of them says that he enjoys destroying what others have built. Seems very off-brand to me.
These pig-human hybrids have nipples, making them less of a freak than Dagwood Bumstead
Wilbur: “Tommy, I’m sorry I was so judgemental! I now see there is a second chance for everyone, even for you and me! Except Aldo. Fuck Aldo!”
Sam Eliot: “Anytime you can affect people in general in a positive way, then you’re a lucky individual. What I am saying is that on balance helping cancer patients on one hand and offering a easy impersonation opportunity and acting on Yellowstone on the other are basically equally valid”.
SFT: These ads for erectile disfunction meds rely on the craziest metaphors!
MW: So I don’t normally comment when I’m away from the desktop, but some things need to be said.
TOMMY,YOU ALREADY QUIT DRUGS BACK WHEN DAWN WAS DESPISING YOU. IF ANYTHING, THE FACT THAT SPENDING A COUPLE OF DAYS IN HER COMPANY GOT YOU INTO A HEADSPACE WHERE FRICKIN’ WILBUR’S OPINION ALMOST CAUSED A RELAPSE SUGGESTS SHE ACTUALLY WEAKENS YOUR RESOLVE!
Whew, I feel better now.
@Ettorre: And very visible bellybuttons. (OK, sows have noticeable nipples).
@UncleJeff: Mort Walker recounts how they made censor all the belly buttons and he sneaked them back in!
When Brandy comes back home. “Tommy I have a confession! I have cheated on you!”
“You had sex with another man!?”
“No, we are Mary Worth characters, we don’t have genitals. But I discussed my childhood trauma with a new members of my family, creating a very emotional and didactic very special storyline, which is basically the moneyshot for us Mary Worth characters! And you were not there!”
“It’s okay, I also had a long, emotional, glurgy storyline about redemption and drug addiction you were not a part of! It was with Dawn!”
“Let’s promise each other that next time we’ll do it together, just the two of us!”
“Well, it will have to be a threesome, there is always room for Mary!”
Fuck yeah!
MW: “Hey, Mr. Weston, can you give me a few bucks so I can eat this week? I spent a month’s pay buying those drugs I flushed down the toilet.”
MW, II: ”I’m real pissed off nobody went to see Golden Compass twenty years ago. I thought I was fuckin’ good in that.” — Sam Elliott
@Activist: “does Sally’s mom now quit being a harridan? I’ll miss the harridan.”
Sally’s mom quit being a harridan when she “found her people,” by which I mean the criminal gang she joined at the senior living facility.
But yeah, Ces could retcon almost anything now.
yGT: I had surmised that Coach Chucklehead Enemy du Jour was going to be the only other person at Emmy’s award ceremony. Now I see she was speaking to a room so empty, Spirit of Halloween was setting up shop.
MW: I see neither Dawn nor Wilbur has noticed the picture of them that Belle Batsfrey defaced yet.
FC: Turn around, Thel. That high cut bikini bottom must mean you’re flashing some cheek.
FC: Big Daddy Bil has the same thing going as the Phantom. That’s why he’s wearing his glasses in the pool, so you don’t look into his eyes and die.
“Hey Dawn, hey Mr Weston”
“Please, Mr Weston was my father! Call me Wendy!”
Mary Worth: Wilbur barely seems interested in what’s going on with Dawn and Tommy. He’s thinking, “Hey, what if everything I said was in a Sam Elliott voice? Y’know, that deep, laconic cowboy thing he’s got going on? That would be cool! I bet people would like me then! Also, has my daughter somehow become our neighbor’s drug counselor? Eh, it’ll probably be fine. I wonder if it’s lunchtime yet?”
FC: I hope they test that pool for melonhead urine once the Keane’s leave.
SFT: But… but… without their numbered shirts… I don’t know which two pigs these are.
MW-“You made me believe in myself, Dawn! You made me stronger! So…uh…got any papers?”
Hi and Lois – Ditto, if you’re looking for higher ground, walking along the shoreline isn’t going to get you there. I’d think that would be especially obvious on a beach that apparently slopes down to the water at a 30-degree angle.
LUANN: Hey what was the previous week’s comic about? Luann stewing in her own sense of self-satisfaction about how she’s a “capable adult” now? Great juxtaposition there, Greg and Karen!
@ValdVin: Re Zits: I had the same problem with this, until I finally figured out that the car in front of Jeremy wasn’t the red Ferrari, it was some other car (not shown).
@richardf8: What a terrible waste. If only Sally’s Mom had joined a criminal gang back in the 1980s, she could have lived a long, fulfilled, happy life. Lesson: Don’t wait until old age to reach for that brass ring.
@Ettorre: @UncleJeff: Mort Walker recounts how they made censor all the belly buttons and he sneaked them back in!
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Gene Roddenberry did the same thing against NBC, he invented an alien race with two apiece to make up the difference.
@Dennis Jimenez:
Ann’s lucky she didn’t get tarred and feathered.
@But What Do I Know?: SFT- Did one of them become predatory and destructive, you know, like Private Equity pig?
No, he’s a lobbyist for BIG PORK.
Suburban Hi & Lois Tales: Is it National Build A Sand Castle Day? And if so,why isn’t Dagwood building a Sand Clown burger™Stand? Slacker!
@Activist:
#45 FBoFW edits: and boy, does it need them. “I’ve never even tried kissing under water but .. 2) probably try closed mouth kissing until you get a seal.”. Mgmt regrets the errors.
Blondie,the Neighborhood Bumstead: Dag! You missed your opportunity! After Dithers’ big presentation,you could have pulled your feet out from under the table and said,”Gee Boss,you not only knocked my socks off,you knocked my shoes off!” Punchlines matter people! We cant all be the Six Chix!
@Lord Flatulence: No, he’s a lobbyist for BIG PORK.
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They lost their number shirts and have to wear pork barrels!
JP: Hi, Ned, please put my daughter on the line”
Ned: “sorry, but I’m here in lala land and Char’s in Cavelton. Soph (my sister) said she’d look in on her from time to time “@GarrisonSkunk:
#39. FRAZZ: Ive been watching videos from Chuck Berry, father of rock’n roll. What a dancer! We can see where Elvis, Michael J, and Prince got their moves
MARY WORTH: The most amusing conceit of this storyline is the notion that validation from Wilbur would encourage Tommy to turn away from drugs, instead of the opposite. (And you guys know that’s where this story is headed, right? Wilbur is going to confess that he “misjudged” Tommy, and getting that much-coveted “Weston approval” is going to give Tommy the warm-fuzzies, despite the fact that it would be less humiliating being caught blowing people on the alleyway for crack.)
FC: Mommy! PJ just dropped a deuce and Jeffy’s playing with it!
GA – “Mr. Walt, what’s this charge on your credit card bill? Five thousand dollars to TIGEL YLLATOT, Inc.!?”
Late Thread Cuisine: This ain’t kosher.
@Activist: It’s a really interesting coincidence that the ending of the Forth family’s story lands on the same weekend that time-traveling Rip Haywire “fixed” the Catpocalypse.
JP: April may be in hiding for her and her family’s life, but she’s not going to let this show happen without making a crossover appearance.
MW: Moy dropped the ball here. The ideal Sam Elliott quote for a strip with Wilbur in it would have been, “Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin’ for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there’s a man, sometimes, there’s a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But… aw, hell. I’ve done introduced him enough.”
@Baja Gaijin: You could always use all-beef knockwurst, if you planned on serving this up to your rabbi and his wife on a festive occasion. But I’m ascairt of any food magazine that would use the spelling “catsup.”
MW: Tommy delivered his message efficiently and immediately, without waiting for muffins or even waiting to be invited to sit down. Perhaps he should transfer to a different strip?
@98 Ukulele Ike: Did you see the background beverage?
JP: It seems very odd that Ann would consider herself qualified to help other women who are trying to rejoin the outside world after leaving prison. Ann’s own rejoining, so far as we have been shown, has consisted of going home to stay with her well-to-do family and hanging around their house enjoying her own bedroom and other amenities while occasionally making sandwiches for her dad. Or did I miss something?
9CL: Either Amos somehow neglected to give the “if you ever hurt my little girl” before the wedding or he’s already having memory issues. Sad, really.
C-Shaft:Nah, he’s just got SAA (Severe Amphetamine Abuse).
DT: If Dick ever does start messing with the brand he’s been building since we had only 48 states, Mrs. Kvetchman will take one look at him and say, “Okay, forget what I said before.”
Dustin: Thank you, Sunday funnies, for wowing us with the revelation that Dustdad is wearing beige pants.
FC: I just challenged myself to figure out which of the Keanes is most likely to be peeing in the pool right now. Based on facial expressions, I’ve come to the disturbing conclusion that it’s Bil.
RMMD: Just to get serious for a minute, it can be a scary world out there. Parents, make sure you know where your kids are going when they’re out. Especially if there are two of them and they consider themselves master con artists.
@101 Poteet: Didn’t Ann kidnap a guy she conked on the head with a huge spanner, stole a family vehicle, then stored the unconscious guy in a storage unit, then let the guy steal the family vehicle? Or am I thinking of someone else?
@Baja Gaijin: Once again I’m envisioning BH&G test-kitchen denizens on a Friday afternoon in the Seventies as they look forward to toking up and spending the evening at So’s Your Mother. “No, I DON’T think it would look any better with double strips of cheese. Just do the shoot so we can clean up and get the hell out of here.”
@Baja Gaijin: Bwahahaha…wait, you’re right! But was that Ann, Neddy, or Sophie??? [thinks hard] I think it was Charlotte.
@Poteet: Yea, you missed something. She also beat the crap out of a guy with a wrench.
@Baja Gaijin: Oh, and then she had breakfast.
@Baja Gaijin: Catsup(sic)-flavored stuffing?
@2+2=7: On one hand, Luann is nineteen. On the other hand, she has been nineteen for at least eleven years. ZITS has managed to do teen non-aging fairly successfully, IMHO. LUANN, not so much. And the how-old-is-she problem is just as evident in Shannon, who is six years old but veers wildly between acting like a three-year-old and acting like she’s ten.
@Al of the Christian Singles Jungle Patrol: Perhaps that could be part of the pilot of the show.
RMMD: I’m sorry. I’m still stuck at the part where June walked the boys out of their house, boys who look as if they are at least eight or nine now, and then she walked the boys right to the street to make sure the boys got safely on the bus, even though there were two boys to help each other survive the journey from house to bus and even though the bus stopped literally in front of the Morgan house. Has 2026 helicopter parenting reached heights as yet unknown to me? Or do the Morgans live in a really high-crime neighborhood with perps hiding behind all the shrubbery, a high-crime neighborhood that is cunningly disguised as a boring older suburb?
@104 Poteet: Your theory seems to be proven by many Late Thread Cuisine entries.
@108 Al of the Christian Singles Jungle Patrol: Yup. Catsup-flavored stuffing covered with plastic American cheese-related product!
@111 Poteet: June escorted the boys to the nearby short school bus because they’re too doofy to make it safely those 15 feet (4 meters).
@Poteet: Well, there was that part about beating a Russian guy up in a self-storage locker and getting Judge Emeritus Parker’s car stolen.
RMMD: “S’up, Marti. Um, that huge honking four-by-four with the redheaded twins inside just followed me a half-block at five MPH and then parked in front of your house. Friends of your family?”
@Artist formerly known as Ben: “If you hurt my baby girl” speech aside, the real punchline here is the idea of Amos visiting physical harm on any other character in this strip. Alistair is a huge wuss himself, but he’d still be able to play an energetic game of handball with Amos, Amos being the ball.
@Baja Gaijin: Almond milk Ovaltine! The rebbe’s wife suffers from insomnia.
@Ukulele Ike: Good point. Somebody’s pet bunny could have Amos in traction.
@115 Ukulele Ike: Almond milk! Curses! Foiled again!
CS: For Chist’s sake. Just do a Barney Google on Crankshaft and call the strip Dinkle and Friends.
@Artist formerly known as Ben: Never underestimate the power of a girl’s pissed off father. There have been days where I could have taken out Tyson because somebody made my girl shed a tear.
@Guillermo el chiclero: False Advertising: Dinkle has no friends.
FG: on Thursday past, Ming has dragged the limp King to Vultus where the poison air would have killed him. Today, Sunday, Vultus does not appear, so perhaps he is still alive?
Its Russ@Al of the Christian Singles Jungle Patrol: @Poteet: Yea, you missed something. She also beat the crap out of a guy with a wrench.
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…in the hall.
CLUE: Judge Parker Edition
Its Russell Johnson, calling April about being stranded on an uncharted island.