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Rex Morgan, M.D., 5/15/26

Oh, I had sort of forgotten that Lonnie didn’t just turn to blackmail because he was evil; he was actually acting out of financial desperation, which hasn’t gone away just because Mae Mae decided she doesn’t care about privacy, actually. Ha ha, look at him burying his face in his hands as his world falls apart around him! This scheme was his last hope!

Alice, 5/15/26

Part of the whole deal of newspaper comics is that their characters are at least a little bit silly. Are they really qualified to opine on the big issues of the day? Shouldn’t they simply sit silently and learn more about all this complicated stuff from their betters on cable news talk shows?

Mary Worth, 5/15/26

Tommy! No! No!! Not your beautiful locks! Please don’t take this route to self-harm! Do drugs instead! Do all the drugs you want!

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Mark Trail, 5/14/26

Many years ago, we were visiting Vancouver during the delightful summer months, and in Stanley Park we encountered … like, a lot of raccoons, and they were uncomfortably bold. At one point a woman who was pushing a baby in a stroller was approached by a pair of the creatures, and she stepped away from the stroller so she could get a pic of her infant with the raccoons, who were quite close to the child and could’ve easily grabbed them and taken off into the forest before anyone could’ve stopped them. My wife and I discussed whether the kid would grow up to the be Sovereign Ruler of the Raccoon Kingdom, or would instead simply become that day’s lunch. But I don’t think there would be any such debate about Rusty. That boy doesn’t have a kingly bone in his body, but he has a decent amount of meat on his bones.

Pluggers, 5/14/26

I’m glad we’ve all moved way past hack jokes like “an old person needs a child to open a childproof cap for them,” and pluggers’ grandkids stopped speaking to them a while ago anyway. No, we’ve just landed on the chicken-lady with a facial expression that says “God damn it open you piece of shit, I need these pills to live” while the caption says “Pluggers are as incompetent as little babies.”

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Rex Morgan, M.D., 5/13/26

Oh, did you think that maybe Lonnie’s blackmail scheme might generate sustained dramatic tension of some kind? Well, sorry, Mae Mae got bored with this plot even faster than I did and has decided to just short-circuit the whole thing. I do enjoy the fact that she doesn’t seem to have a phone of her own and has to borrow the short order cook’s. Just a few days ago this guy was worried about not having enough customers to keep him employed, but when Mae Mae posts this video to his TikTok account, he’s going to be catapulted into the upper tier of “Lorninfuencers” (he will still have work as a short order cook, Lorninfluencing is not a lucrative job).

Marvin, 5/13/26

Marvin can never decide if its title character is a preverbal infant who shits himself or a child who talks and goes to school and also shits himself. I guess today’s strip is really leaning into the first take on the character, as he’s just sitting there thought ballooning while his grandfather ignores him. His grandfather is probably thinking about a big tasty plate of liver and onions, honestly. Maybe he’ll wander over to the diner and get some, forgetting Marvin on the park bench to die of exposure! Wouldn’t that be swell?

Hi and Lois, 5/13/26

No, Trixie! You’ve chased away the sun, giver of life! You’ve destroyed us all!