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Hurry – last day!

Thank you thank you!

Apartment 3G, 9/5/07, 9/7/07

Hahahahahahahaha. Oh, Eric, Eric, Eric, this is not wise. Just remember, you yellow-shirted morsel: you are no Dr. Drew Corey M.D. and Margo, sir, is no Dawn Weston.

Family Circus, 9/7/07

I don’t know which is more disturbing here: a creative process that begins with drawing the circle because that’s the hard part, or the family dynamics of Jeffy drawing his brother ridiculing his father.

Sally Forth, 9/7/07

Hee. Worst Grandma ever!

Happy Friday, everybody!

— Uncle Lumpy

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Galactic Emperors sure are fun — but they leave a big mess! Your contribution will help us tidy up the joint:

We now return to our regularly-scheduled conquest!

Apartment 3G, Cathy, Gil Thorp, For Better or For Worse

Magmacannons… FIRE!

ATTENTION EARTHERS! YOUR GALACTIC EMPEROR FEELS YOUR PAIN! OR TO BE MORE EXACT, HE RE-DIRECTS IT AT YOUR MOST LOATHED COMIC CHARACTERS! CHENNUX MAGMACANNONS THE COMICS SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO! HAHA!

CHENNUX DECLARES ‘MISSION ACCOMPLISHED’ AND THANKS YOU FOR THE RAW SNARKONIUM PRODUCED OVER THE PAST EARTHER DAY! UNCLE LUMPY WILL TAKE OVER THE SITE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE! GIVE HIM A FEW HOURS TO RECOVER FROM THE BRAIN REINSTALLMENT PROCEDURE AND HE’LL BE FINE! UNTIL THEN, A FEW THINGS TO PONDER…

Gil Thorp, 9/6/07

…AND CULLY VALE STOMPS OFF, SILHOUETTED BY THE LIGHT OF THE VILLAGERS’ TORCHES!

Cathy, 9/6/07

EARTHERS! EXPLAIN TO CHENNUX! IS CLEANING OUT CATHY’S ‘STORAGE ROOM’ THE SAME AS ‘CLEANING JUNE’S GARAGE’ IN REX MORGAN MD? IF SO, EVEN CHENNUX GOES, “EWWWWWW!”

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Slylock Fox, 9/5/07

Aww, this is just charming — it explains both why there are no more dinosaurs, and why they left so few remains! Yes!

Sally Forth, 9/5/07

Sally’s Mom is back! Sally’s Mom is back! Sally’s Mom is back! Yes!

Apartment 3G, 9/5/07

Margo steels for love-combat with Nora the not-Margo. There will be bloodshed. Yes!

Rex Morgan, M.D., 9/5/07

Heather, why the big scary-face? Think this through: isn’t “I will hold you for ransom” about your best option right now? Huh?

— Uncle Lumpy