I have to assume the Perfesser was examined in the conference room because past conduct required the hospital lawyer to be there. What we're seeing is the POV of the attorney, hence why the Perfesser is looking directly at the reader and attempting a legalistic argument to defend ignoring his doctor's advice.
Family Circus, 6/1/08
The Keane kids represent all that is wrong with the youth of today, and, by extension, with society as a whole.
Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 6/1/08
Snuffy Smith is almost unfathomably lazy.
Funky Winkerbean, 6/1/08
Funky Winkerbean sneers at bourgeois notions like “punchlines.”
Mark Trail, 5/31/08
For those of you new to Mark Trail, that individual in panel two is Kelly Welly, the strip’s resident sexpot, who’s always trying seduce Mark away from his virtuous, ever-faithful wife Cherry. The fact that you’re supposed to be looking at that face and thinking “irresistible seductress” and not “fetal alcohol syndrome” tells you pretty much everything you need to know about the depiction of humans in this strip.
Naturally, when Kelly started talking about “filming” at Lost Forest that could net the big bucks, my mind immediately turned to pornography. My bet is that Kelly initially hoped to get Mark to star in her sexy wilderness production, Naughty Nature Lovers, with herself as both the auteur and female lead; Mark’s dogged professionalism would overcome is total asexual disinterest and finally lead him to give her the ravishing she’s been wanting for years. But with Mark out of the area, her Plan B is to make Cherry her star, and once Mark sees her naked (he hasn’t yet, obviously), their marriage will be destroyed, as he can’t deal with yucky girl parts.
Mary Worth, 5/31/08
Mary thought she was done with Jeff — but then she caught a glimpse of that Corey ass, the one that always keeps the ladies coming back.
Sally Forth, 5/31/08
New #1 on my list of incredibly creepy euphemisms for having sex that will ensure years of involuntary celibacy: “practice making a baby”.
Judge Parker, 5/30/08
“A virus called … reefer madness! How could we resist, when it sold like hotcakes?”
Spider-Man, 5/30/08
Uh-oh! The last time a guy with a mustache like that bellowed “This means war!”, the world was in a heap o’ trouble, for about six years or so.