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Really liking that accusing look on Dennis's face. 'I was promised some kind of circus freak who lived like a dog, and instead I get this boring suburban schmoe? Boo! Zero stars!’

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You know the look.

You’re standing in the kitchen with a wad of newsprint in your fist, screaming fluent, brutal invective at Mary’s advice, Dolly’s wordplay or Liz’s life choices. Suddenly in the doorway is your spouse, your child, your lover — hell, your pet — wearing that look.

No one at The Comics Curmudgeon will ever give you that look. Not the guy who spurns Lynn Johnston’s affections, not the barkeep ruined by a coke-addled cat, nor the reanimator with all the links — not the woman who built a neo-Freudian parallel FOOB, nor the one who counts the squid. None of the songwriters, dancers, poets, aphorists, lurkers, vulgarians or saints here will ever give you that look. You’re among people who know that comics matter, and care enough to mock the bad ones.

Now isn’t that worth a couple bucks? You know it is. We’re holding a fund-raiser for the support of this site while its host takes a vacation. Contribute any way you choose: PayPal, plastic, cash or check — it only takes a minute or two, and you’ll feel great about it. Click the banner below to help make this your site; we’ll be here when you get back. And we understand.




And speaking of that look, this look is all wrong:

For Better or For Worse, 9/4/07

Throughout this entire ramshackle dénouement, we were led to expect charming vignettes from the early days of the strip. Assurances were made! We were led to expect this:

For Better or For Worse, 12/6/79

This is why people are so passionate about this strip after 28 years — look at Elly’s breezy, self-confident sexuality, and her comfort with both her options and her choice of a new husband, who is clearly boggled by his good fortune. We see none of this in today’s “reimagined” strip — remanufacturing young love as something like a maritime docking maneuver.

But that’s not even my biggest problem. No — this is my biggest problem:

For Better or For Worse, 9/4/07, 8/7/07 (flipped)

Having failed utterly to gin up support for Liz’s pasty milquetoast intended, the author is raising the stakes — “see, he’s just like John was! How can you hate him now?”

You’ll see.

— Uncle Lumpy

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Curtis, 9/4/07

Please forgive me for the terrible things I said.

Judge Parker, 9/4/07

Please, Señor Driver . . . do let this woman have her way with you!
No, not Rosa, you idiot — are you blind?
Not Sophie, fer Chrissake — ICK!
Rusty, dammit — Rusty!
What’s that?
Any way she wants, Sam — any damn way she wants.

9 Chickweed Lane, 9/4/07

Please, please, please — just shut the hell up!

Thank you.

— Uncle Lumpy

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Okay okay okay!!!

For somebody who can bear the harsh glare of publicity as Blogger of the Year, and risk total humiliation as a first-time stand-up comic, Josh is incredibly shy about asking for money!

Not me, though! That’s why I’m pleased to announce the first-ever Comics Curmudgeon Garage Sale!

If you breeze by this site for a chuckle now and then, hey! How ’bout a couple bucks?
If you (like me!) nurse a callus on your “F5” finger checking for new comments at 3:00 AM, hey! Step up!

Here’s how it works: Contribute money to Josh’s secure Tip Jar, then, if so moved, come back and brag about it in the comments! What about the Garage Sale part? A flimsy pretext! Use it if you like, or make up your own!

Questions? See the FAQ below, or more information at the Tip Jar!

And thank you!

— Uncle Lumpy

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1. This isn’t a paid gig for me (well, Josh promised to send me a Cassandra shirt).
2. I have no access of any kind to the Tip Jar. All your generous contributions go directly to Josh and the upkeep of this fine site.
3. Nothing is really for sale. I don’t know if Josh even has a garage.
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