Dick Tracy, 11/13/07
This week’s award for worst punctuated sentence containing unnecessary exposition: “But why Tracy? Why, me, the mayor?”
Hagar the Horrible, 11/13/07
Straightforward responses to honest questions: Not funny. Straightforward responses to honest questions on a desert island: Funny!
No, wait, I meant not funny. My mistake.
Mark Trail, 11/13/07
“I’ll fix him with my bare hands … which I’ll use to remove my pants!”
All future Spider-Man strips will consist entirely of the title character aimlessly web-slinging around New York as he explains what has already happened and what’s about to happen in the current plot. This change will represent a marked improvement.
Family Circus, 11/13/07
Ha ha! Jeffy thinks he’s going to college!
Wizard of Id, 11/13/07
Ha ha! This peasant is so terrified at the prospect of being strangled to death that he fainted!
Mary Worth, 11/13/07
HOLY CRAP THAT DOG’S FACE IS THE SCARIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY