Gil Thorp, 12/2/11
Hey, everybody, Gil cured Asperger’s! He cured it with football. Let ’em try to fire him now!
Pluggers, 12/2/11
Pluggers are completely disgusting, seriously, you need two layers underneath them at all times, to protect against various kinds of filth.
Pluggers, 11/23/11
Fun game: try to visualize our plugger heroine here simultaneously using products ordered from the tractor store, Bed Bath & Beyond, and Victoria’s Secret, while reading Reader’s Digest. Now try to un-visualize it. Bet you can’t!
Hi and Lois, 11/23/11
Years later, when Lois found Ditto’s broken body wedged into the washing machine while Dot laughed maniacally upstairs, she thought about this moment.
Pluggers, 11/19/11
I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty relieved that there is a separate, distinct “Pluggerville,” because that means that my chances of actually encountering one of these freakish manimals is slim to none. Whichever band of government scientists created the monstrous, unnatural Plugger race wisely decided to exile them to a single city, which is hopefully surrounded by barbed wire, or perhaps placed on an inaccessible island somewhere, the surrounding waters patrolled by Navy gunboats. Thankfully the wretched beasts are entertaining themselves with pie-baking contests and such, rather than organizing into a fearful human-animal hybrid army bent on revenging themselves on the real monsters, the ones who created them in violation of all morals and decency, i.e., us.
Judge Parker, 11/19/11
SOPHIE-UNIT’S ALGORITHM OF EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT IS NOT ADVANCED ENOUGH TO ANALYZE “COMPLEXITY!” DOES DEREK-UNIT LOVE HONEY-UNIT OR NOT? Y/N/RETRY/ABORT? RETURN LATER FOR GUITAR LESSONS AND AN IMPROVED SOFTWARE PACKAGE FOR EMOTIONAL MODELING! RECOMPILING … RECOMPILING … STAND BY …