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So ... okay, Brad's using his left hand to wash Toni's right shoulder. That makes sense. And Toni's using her left hand to ... wash Brad's left shoulder. With a second bar of exactly-the-same-size soap that's in there for some reason. Picture this (I'm sorry). Really picture this (I'm so sorry). Imagine (I'M SORRY OKAY) reaching all the way across your body to wash what is almost certainly the least dirty place on your partner's body and then transitioning, somehow, into making out. Toni almost certainly elbowed Brad in the chin before she -- okay, you know what, I'm gonna stop right there; no no, don't get up, I'll arrest myself.

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Curtis, 10/22/16

Sadly, I’m sure it will work pretty much exactly like this. Curtis will get just big enough to beat up Derrick and the Bully Formerly Known as “Onion” to earn his revenge and his very own quotes. In time, “Barry” will follow to knock “Curtis” violently off his new perch.

But watch your back, “Barry” — “Teddy” is damn sick of you dragging him around, and he’s been working out.

Funky Winkerbean, 10/22/16

“While we can?” Bull earned those concussions, lost memories, and rage attacks, Linda — you think you can just ride along? Get your own damn tragedy — this may be Westview, but they can’t all be taken yet.

Family Circus, 10/22/16

Jeffy vows to entertain his celestial companion by exploring new frontiers of sin. Why is the Keane family such a hotbed of heresy and sacrilege?

— Uncle Lumpy

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Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 10/21/16

“And our outhouse has no roof!”

Sally Forth, 10/21/16

Sally: [Legitimate criticism]
Ted: “I’m sorry.”
Sally: “Now you go.”
Ted: [Legitimate criticism]
Sally: “You sneaky, conniving bastard!”
Ted: THIS WAS YOUR IDEA.”
     

Dennis the Menace, 10/21/16

Joey is right to be concerned … he’s the one in the bullseye T-shirt.

— Uncle Lumpy