Ex-wives, am I right? First they're not interested in your old junk because they've broken all attachments to you and are trying to move on from the emotional disruption of the divorce, but then they are interested in the regular payments you still make to them as compensation for the financial disruption caused by the divorce. This is a funny juxtaposition of two inconsistent positions ... ? Because they're women? Am I ... am I right?
Hi all! Um, sorry for the posting gap: My mom is here visiting for a few days and I thought I’d have time to post while we entertained her but it turns out that I haven’t. So, I should have new posts up … starting tonight, or if not, then tomorrow afternoon. Sorry!
While you’re waiting, though, here’s a dilemma for you: What former children’s TV host does Aldo Kelrast most resemble? Discuss.
Funky Winkerbean, 8/10/06
The Lockhorns, 8/10/06
Mary Worth, 8/9/06
That’s right, Mary, let the rage and hate flow through you. But wait until he’s actually standing in front of you to unleash that left hook.
Archie, 8/9/06
I have to admit that this is a pretty stunning layout — I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen a comic strip divided up like this before. I don’t know how it would look shrunk down to the size necessary to cram it into a newspaper comics section, but it looks good here. It’s a particularly good fit for the broad vista in the top panel. Too bad it’s all in the service of such a joke so spectacularly lame that I think it’s the product of a joke-generating computer — and not a good one, either. Some of Betty’s butt might have helped.
Hi and Lois, 8/9/06
Shitting. The baby is talking about shitting.