Beetle Bailey, 3/1/20
I don’t think anyone was surprised that Sgt. Snorkel got fragged; but certainly nobody expected it to be pulled off so subtly.
Daddy Daze, 3/1/20
Ha ha, it’s funny because infancy is an awful prison, but parenthood is an awful prison that lasts forever!
Hi and Lois, 3/1/20
Are … are Hi and Lois and the kids gonna die?
Daddy Daze, 2/19/20
Daddy Daze Daddy’s long-term plan to teach his baby to destroy … to wreak havoc … to kill … is coming along nicely!
Mother Goose and Grimm, 2/19/20
Here’s today’s Mother Goose and Grimm! It’s about a dog who just pisses all over a seat in a movie theater.
Rex Morgan, M.D., 2/19/20
I love how Tildy is staring knowingly over her soda can at Rex in panel two. She may be a little dotty, but she definitely can feel the gears of narrative convenience churning to push her towards an ending of happy heteronormative monogamy, and she does not care for it.
The Lockhorns, 2/19/20
Sure, it’s because Leroy and Loretta, like many cartoon characters, only have four digits on each hand, but I cannot imagine anything more on-brand than the Lockhorns wearing their wedding rings on their middle fingers.
Mark Trail, 2/19/20
“Quick, we’ve got to get out of here, before he finds us!”
Funky Winkerbean, 2/9/20
I have barely been able work up the energy to try to follow the emotional contours of this week’s Funky Winkerbean, which involve this rich art patron lady teasing the various artists over at Atomic Comix with the prospect of a windfall payday for their mediocre drawings, but … are Darrin and Jessica in financial trouble? Like, are they so hard up for cash that Darrin needs to desperately draw through lunch so that this patroness can ensure that they aren’t turned out of their home by the bank? Because I’ve given it some thought and that’s the sort of Funkyverse misery I’d enjoy reading about, actually.
Daddy Daze, 2/9/20
I’m slowly coming to understand the world of Daddy Daze. For instance, it’s totally unsurprising to see the Daddy Daze baby crawling around on the floor and just eating garbage that’s been lying there for who knows how long. That absolutely tracks. The question I have is: does the Daddy Daze daddy’s house have any furniture in it? Like, at all?