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Crankshaft, 8/2/17

Many of us are going to find ourselves caring for our parents as they age, and helping them do the things they can’t anymore. But we should set firm boundaries: do not engage in terribly unfunny wordplay on your parents’ behalf, if you value your dignity!

Rex Morgan, M.D., 8/2/17

One of my favorite things about Rex Morgan, M.D., is the panoply of Rex pissyfaces. Today’s model, which I call “I am very much NOT raising someone’s child just because you went to middle school with her and then she dropped dead in my guest room,” is a particular delight.

Dennis the Menace, 8/2/17

“I helped! Tonight we dine on filth!” Dennis is, uh, legitimately menacing today, guys.

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Six Chix, 7/26/17

So wait, has “channel your inner goddess” been about boosting your horniness levels this whole time? I have a lot to learn about … inner goddesses. Horniness. Life in general, honestly.

Dennis the Menace, 7/26/17

GOD DAMN IT DENNIS THIS IS SOME FAMILY CIRCUS-LEVEL WORDPLAY BULLSHIT

YOU’RE BETTER THAN THIS

I KNOW YOU’RE BETTER THAN THIS AND YOU KNOW IT TOO

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Dennis the Menace, 7/23/17

Ha ha, very funny, Dennis, but if you were a little more up on your history, like Mr. Wilson is, you’d know that two of the cultures he discussed are known not just for their mastery of the calendar but also their practice of human sacrifice. It’s no coincidence that Mr. Wilson in this final panel suddenly appears to be wearing an eye-mask — an integral part of the iconography of Zorro, a descendant of those self-same Mayans! Oh, Dennis, you’re in trouble now.

Panels from Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 7/23/17

Today in Things In Legacy Comics I Enjoyed Unironically: Silas’s wild breakdancing in the throwaway panels of Snuffy Smith. I’m glad to see he’s so limber, even if only in his dreams.