The boys are fine ... The hub's fine too. By which I mean, Hartsfield–Jackson Atlanta International Airport, or ATL, the primary hub of Delta Airlines, is impressive. Considering how many flights come through there every hour, it's a wonder of efficiency and professionalism. It makes the passenger's layover practically enjoyable! ...Anyway, the boys asked about you, because they don't have a father.
Mary Worth, 5/1/06
It gets worse, Kel: everything in that tupperware dish is just your portion.
How does anyone in Mary Worth ever put on any weight? The only foodstuff on offer there is disgusting off-white unidentifiable mush.
Family Circus, 5/1/06
You sure got that right, you little fucker.
Curtis, 4/30/06
If Curtis thinks that replacing his dad’s cigarettes with peyote will get the old man to quit, he’s got another thing coming.
Rex Morgan, M.D., 4/29/06
If contemporary newspaper comics has offered a more unsettling image than panel three here — Rex with his eyes closed, about to slurp down a melting yet still nearly perfectly spherical blob of ice cream — I don’t wanna know about it. This level of disburingtude probably won’t be surpassed until FBOFW’s Liz decides to follow her incomprehensible heart’s desire and goes all slobbery on Anthony’s mustache.