The Perfesser seems to have an endless supply of uncles that he periodically kills for the sake of doing 'bits' with other people, his only real way of socially interacting with people. One day, unfortunately for him, Skyler will do the same with him.
Mary Worth, 5/1/06
It gets worse, Kel: everything in that tupperware dish is just your portion.
How does anyone in Mary Worth ever put on any weight? The only foodstuff on offer there is disgusting off-white unidentifiable mush.
Family Circus, 5/1/06
You sure got that right, you little fucker.
Curtis, 4/30/06
If Curtis thinks that replacing his dad’s cigarettes with peyote will get the old man to quit, he’s got another thing coming.
Rex Morgan, M.D., 4/29/06
If contemporary newspaper comics has offered a more unsettling image than panel three here — Rex with his eyes closed, about to slurp down a melting yet still nearly perfectly spherical blob of ice cream — I don’t wanna know about it. This level of disburingtude probably won’t be surpassed until FBOFW’s Liz decides to follow her incomprehensible heart’s desire and goes all slobbery on Anthony’s mustache.