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Dennis the Menace, 12/6/11

Dennis is bad at eating, inevitably ending up covered with half-masticated food, misaimed condiments, and slobber.

Mary Worth, 12/6/11

Mary has now completely forgotten about the missing Emily Smith, and has ironically become fixated on the idea that she might be losing her memory instead.

Six Chix, 12/6/11

Due to her family’s poverty, this little girl isn’t going to college, and indeed will probably die of malnutrition long before she has a chance to graduate from high school.

Pluggers, 12/6/11

Pluggers like to swing with other couples from their church.

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Gil Thorp, 12/2/11

Hey, everybody, Gil cured Asperger’s! He cured it with football. Let ’em try to fire him now!

Pluggers, 12/2/11

Pluggers are completely disgusting, seriously, you need two layers underneath them at all times, to protect against various kinds of filth.

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Pluggers, 11/23/11

Fun game: try to visualize our plugger heroine here simultaneously using products ordered from the tractor store, Bed Bath & Beyond, and Victoria’s Secret, while reading Reader’s Digest. Now try to un-visualize it. Bet you can’t!

Hi and Lois, 11/23/11

Years later, when Lois found Ditto’s broken body wedged into the washing machine while Dot laughed maniacally upstairs, she thought about this moment.